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- Mums, Aunts, Grandmothers
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- I am woman hear my eyes roll
- I dont sweat I sparkle
- I swear Im only one cocktail away from telling people what I really think
- Its a boy!
- Its a girl!
- Mama bear
- Netball Mum
- Strong as a Mother
- The real boss...
- Well behaved women seldom make history
- Well played karma, well played
- Wife Mum Boss
- Wife est (date)
- Women up
- Inspirational
- Aint nothing gonna breaka my stride
- Be a nice human
- Be kind its gangster
- Be you bravely
- Choose
- Do good shit
- Dont hate what you dont understand
- Everything is figureoutable
- Evolve or repeat
- Fear is a liar & your worst advisor
- Fear less
- Great things never come from comfort zones
- I am
- In pursuit of less
- Life is too important to be taken seriously
- Stop acting like you aren't a miracle
- Try/do
- Whether you think you can or cant... your right
- You can
- Sarcasm, sass & attitude
- Almost pulled a muscle giving af
- But did you die?
- Chill homie. Let that shit go
- Do more suck less
- Does running out of fucks count as cardio?
- Dont half ass anything. Whatever you do always use your full ass
- Dont keep calm. Go make change. The world is being destroyed by psychopaths
- How to twerk. Step 1. Reconsider
- I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober before
- I swear Im only one cocktail away from telling people what I really think
- Im all peace love light & a little go fuck yourself
- Im not racist. I love all races. Except marathons. Fuck running.
- In my defence, the moon was full & I was left unsupervised
- Rule no.1 Fuck what they think
- Silence is better than bullshit
- Thou shalt not judge, because thou has fucked up in the past also
- Underestimate me, that'll be fun
- You should give a fuck. You really should
- Exercise/gym/yoga
- Special Occasions
- Sports/coaches
- Mums, Aunts, Grandmothers
- For Him
- Dads, Uncles, Grandies
- Aging With Vibrancy
- Badass Dad
- Badass Grandpa
- Best Papa ever
- Born & bred (date)
- Damn (age) looks good on me!
- Disguised as a responsible adult
- Funcle
- Good mood dude
- Grandpa the legend
- Hubs est (date)
- I do what I want when I want & where I want except I gotta ask my wife. One sec...
- I hope I start my hot phase soon
- In my defence, the moon was full & I was left unsupervised
- It took 50 (age) years to look this good
- Its wierd being the same age as old people
- Me boss, you wife. If that's okay with you my darling?
- Reserved for Dad
- Rocking the Dad bod like a boss
- Thats a horrible idea... what time?
- The boss/The real boss
- Vintage model
- Well played karma, well played
- With a bod like this who needs hair?
- Inspirational
- Aint nothin gonna breaka my stride
- Be a nice human
- Be kind it's gangster
- Choose
- Do good shit
- Dont hate what you dont understand
- Everything is figureoutable
- Evolve or repeat
- Fear is a liar & your worst advisor
- Fear less
- Great things never come from comfort zones
- I am
- In pursuit of less
- Life is too important to be taken seriously
- Stop acting like aren't a miracle
- Try/do
- Whether you think you can or cant... your right
- You can
- Sarcasm, sass & attitude
- Almost pulled a muscle giving af
- But did you die?
- Chill homie. Let that shit go
- Do more suck less
- Does running out of fucks count as cardio?
- Dont half ass anything. Whatever you do always use your full ass
- Dont keep calm. Go make change. The world is being destroyed by psychopaths
- How to twerk. Step 1. Reconsider
- I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober before.
- I'm all peace love light (& a little go fuck yourself)
- Im not racist. I love all races. Except marathons. Fuck running.
- In my defence, the moon was full & I was left unsupervised
- Rule no.1 Fuck what they think
- Save your fucks for magical shit
- Silence is better than bullshit
- Thou shalt not judge, because thou has fucked up in the past also
- Underestimate me, that'll be fun
- Exercise/gym
- Almost pulled a muscle giving af
- Be stronger than your excuses
- Beast mode on
- Chop chop. Lets go inner peace. I dont have all day
- Commit to be fit
- Did you know that 30-60 minutes of yoga can reduce your risk of giving a shit
- Does running out of fucks count as cardio?
- Dont wish for it work for it
- Eat. Sleep. Lift. Repeat.
- Goal weight strong AF
- Heavily meditated
- Hustle for that muscle
- Installing muscles
- Just here for Shavasana
- Make muscle not excuses
- Meet me at the bar
- Namaste y'all
- The strongest muscle is your will
- Train insane or stay the same
- Will endure
- Yoga? Im down dog
- Special Occasions
- Coaches/sports
- Dads, Uncles, Grandies
- Kids / Bubs
- Baby/toddlers
- Sports
- Dance
- New brother/sister
- Toddlers/kids
- Apparently I cant have everything I want... weird
- Back off I have a crazy Mum & Im not afraid to use her
- Buy one get one free
- CTRL + V
- Chief executive coordinator
- Grandma... You must come. Your daughter is out of control!
- Hug life
- If at first you dont suceed try doing it the way Mum told you to in the first place
- In my defence, the moon was full & I was left unsupervised
- Lets cause chaos
- Saw it. Liked it. Told Papa. Got it.
- Small & mighty
- The Legacy (matched with 'the legend')
- The Originals (family set) kids
- The apple & the tree
- The pizza slice
- The sass is strong in this one
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